Mandagshumor 20.07.09

Siden jeg ikke fikk til å legge ut en vits sist Mandag,
så her slenger jeg ut noen vitser:

Vits 1:
1 You’re different… I’ve never felt like this about someone I’ve never met before.

2 I’m new online and haven’t had time to create a profile… but tell me more about yourself.

3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I’m getting excited.

4 I’m 5’4, blonde hair, blue eyes and everyone loves my body!

5 I’m 6’0, great tan, and buffed from working out.

6 Yes of course I’m female…

7 I’m in this private room consoling a depressed friend.

8 No this is my only screen name… You mean you can have more then one?

9 I’m not like most of the guy’s/gal’s here, I want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other. (at the hotel coffee shop)

10 I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I’m horny and could care less, just type)

Vits 2:

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The man said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”